Well this unboxing is coming to you a month late, mainly because I haven't been motivated enough to write at all lately. I am not a writer, and I often find that "yeah it's great, give it a go" is the most I can be bothered with (which is most likely a to-the-point Australian thing). But I know you guys want details, so I am gonna do my best for ya'll.
My husbands 40th birthday was in March, so I wanted to choose a box that we could use for the occasion that was centered around him entirely. If you're familiar with the list of boxes available, it should be no surprise that I went with "The Pleased". If you're not familiar, The Pleased is a box designed completely for his pleasure, and the fantasy cards include tips, tricks and advice for oral sex. I have nicknamed it the "BJ Box".
As with last month, we opted for the Platinum tier, but the Classic tier will provide the same amount of fun - you're definitely not going to miss out if you decide to go with the more affordable version.
So, what's in the box?
- Flavored edible lube from Sliquid
- Zolo Cup
- Tenga Egg
- Stroker
- Lingerie
- "Ring for BJ" Bell (which is hilariously cute)
- Remoji Blowhole Vibrating Sleeve (in Platinum only)
If you've been reading my recent reviews, which have been super male-toy oriented lately (enough of that now), then you'll remember that we are already big fans of the Fleshlight Quickshot sleeve, so we were super keen to give the other assortments a try and see how they compared.
The first thing I always do, is go and put the lingerie on - I don't know about anyone else but putting on lingerie always helps me get into the zone. NOT that I do that every time I'm about to give a blowy or have sex, that is farrrrr too planned out for me - sometimes a girl just wants to give some head in her comfortable track pants if the mood strikes. But I do love lingerie and this one is my new FAVE. It is sexy but comfortable, and hubby thought it looked hot, and he doesn't really have any sort of preference.
Then I "prepped" the bedroom by taking all the wrapping off the products and laying them out with the lube and the bell. Remember, this is a sexy date night that you have put aside for one another - a little planning goes a long way to avoid spoiling the mood. Once again, I don't go to any sort of special effort on a day-to-day basis, but joining up to a subscription means that you get to make it a little bit extra once a month. So why the fuck not?
Friends, I'm not going to lie. I love giving my husband head. I did not thoroughly read the tips and tricks. Ya girl knows her way around her mans penis like a pro. I just told him to lie down and gave him the bell and got right into it.
Adding the sleeves to an oral sex session really does make it next level amounts of exciting. They were all really fun and easy to use, but I will spare you the graphic details on how exactly I used them.
The Zolo Cup really stood out for hubby and was his pick of the bunch, but he also really loved the Tenga Egg too. He mentioned the vibrating sleeve was less of a sleeve and more of a "knob polisher" (lol) and that it was more of a starter product than a finisher. As in, use that one first during the warm up, and then move on to the others. Aside from that there is no order or rules for how you use these masturbation sleeves. The idea is to alternate sensations, switching between sleeves, your mouth and hands. DON'T forget to keep the lube nearby!!! DO NOT. That shit will chafe his dick if you don't keep it all lubricated. You don't have to use a bucket load, but just keep it slick. And if you're into flavored lube, this one is a winner with it's green apple flavor! Not too sweet and not unnatural tasting at all.
So, all up, a very happy husband on his birthday. I definitely recommend putting this box on your list, or if you're not a subscriber, getting it as a one time box for a special occasion. Even if you're a complete novice, or perhaps just a bit unsure about oral sex, this box will benefit both of you and will set you up for a fun and hopefully positive experience. And if you're anything like me, then what the hell are you waiting for?! - C x
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